Let me start off by asking you a question. Did you know what Fax actually stands for?
Well, not much anymore, right?
Such cheap shot… I know…
Anyway, let me tell you something I really do not like. No, I’m not talking about copy machines. I have nothing against them. After all, the ability to copy dozens of chapters worth of notes in a matter of hours is nothing short of divine.
Do you know how many of the 50 highest grossing movies of all time are not an adaptation, sequel, prequel or spin-off of an existing piece of art? 5!
Sounds ridiculous, right?
Well, of those five movies, three were created by Disney, one of which was inspired by Hamlet.
The other two of those five, which also happen to be the two highest grossing movies ever, were Avatar and Titanic, both written by James Cameroon. And even Titanic was based on real life events, right?
So, how many of those 50 movies can be called truly original? 3? Is that not insane?
Still, I can accept that adaptations are more than just copies. They do add a lot to the original artwork. After all, Hermione was always a memorable character, but Emma Watson’s performance made it unforgettable.
What I truly cannot stand are these reboots and remakes that keep popping up and ruining something wonderful. And this is especially palpable among live-action adaptions in animated series.
Let us take an example. Have you seen Death Note? Well, for the uninitiated, let me just say that Death Note is one of the best anime series ever made. It follows the life of a young boy with extreme intelligence, ethics and discipline, and how his acquisition of a divine object leads him down a dark path.
Good story, right?
Now, Netflix decided to make a live-action adaptation, and they had to make a few changes to the plot to make it more palatable to American audiences. Is that difficult? Apparently not. Eliminate the intelligence, ethics and discipline from the protagonist, and you have an American-style plot ready for production.
And this is still not the worst of the worst. But let us not go down that particular rabbit hole, or we will be here all night.
Let us just bunker down, and prepare to weather this torrent of faecal remains of the things we know and love…
What has been will be again,
what has been done will be done again;
there is nothing new under the sun.
— Ecclesiastes 1:9