When it rains, it pours.
We have all heard this, right?
Well, throughout the course of my life, I have always found it to be true, but rarely have I experienced it quite as literally as in the past week.
Last Saturday, we saw 265mm of rainfall in a span of 8 hours. In contrast, the average rainfall for the entire month of July is 317mm.
And according to meteorological experts, the worst is yet to come.
Sounds like a good time to jump off SS Sinking Ship, if you ask me…
The odd thing is that we have now come to expect and accept what are clearly major anomalies in the weather. Getting the entire month’s rainfall over a single weekend cannot be normal.
Just imagine it: Can you eat a month’s worth of food, and then not eat for the rest of the month?
Okay, “a month’s worth” is not very specific, I suppose.
Consider it this way… An average adult consumes roughly 2500 calories a day. That is 10 slices of a supreme pizza from Pizza Hut. So, roughly 300 slices a month. Now, does each pizza have 6 slices or 8? Let’s assume the latter. So, 37.5 pizzas.
Now, imagine trying to eat 37.5 pizza in two days. Will you eat yourself into the hospital or into bankruptcy, that is the question.
Wait… I forgot the point I wanted to make… And now I want pizza.
The point is, never try to get work done when you’re starving.
And maybe stock up on food and water and drinks and batteries, and get ready to stay indoors for a fair part of the week.
And for the love of God, turn off those ACs that are permanently cranked up to 22°C. You are only making it worse.
A storm is coming. And, by all accounts, it is only going to get worse.