People who know me would know that I don’t drive. Well, to be very honest, I can’t.
Of course, I’m talking about driving a car, or anything larger than that.
I’m quite fine with a moped, actually.
And on the basketball court? Just get the ball on the right wing, crossover to the left, drive and score!
Ain’t nobody that can guard me, Boy!
However, I cannot drive a car.
In our society, I hardly see the need for one, to be honest.
Sure, there are moments when I wish I had car. It would, in an ideal world, make things so much easier. But in the real world, it is just not worth the trouble.
For one, it just seems like a huge responsibility, you know. When you possess a car, you are responsible not just for your own safety, but also for all the people around you.
Not to mention, it is just not an easy thing to do. The driving courses are not nearly as thorough as you would hope, nor are the tests as stringent.
And, apart from just driving, maintenance is also a headache. A badly maintained car could, quite literally, blow up in your face with little to no warning.
There are very few things you can encounter on your way home that are as dangerous as an irresponsible, inept individual with a big, fast car.
And entrusting my life to a random stranger is the last thing I’d do. Literally…
Now, when I say this, I do not mean to undermine the role cars have played in making our society what it is today, nor how we continue to perceive them.
A cool spy with his favourite car, with some sort of an explosion in the background, is probably the first memory I have of Hollywood movies.
After all, I was just 3, when I watched Pierce Brosnan in Tomorrow Never Dies.
So, I do get it… Cars are cool. Cars are fun. Cars make you feel powerful. And all that is fine.
However, I don’t see why you should not have to answer a few simple questions to ensure my safety, and that of everyone else who may encounter you along the way.
- Do you really need a car?
- Do you really need that car? Surely something smaller and safer should do the job, right?
- Are you capable of handling that car?
- Do you have any history of substance abuse?
- Mental health problems?
- Neurological issues?
It is not unreasonable to have these questions about cars and the people who drive them, right?
It is a matter of personal and public safety, after all.
I don’t think anybody would really disapprove.
And yet, replace ‘car’ with ‘gun’, ‘drive’ with ‘shoot’ and ‘moped’ with ‘camera’, and suddenly you get a highly controversial political statement, right?
Feels like an attack on your Second Amendment Rights, little American Idiot with an AR-15 in each hand?
At least my attacks don’t leave dozens of innocent school kids dead.